Im at strip club and am horny
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Why can't burritos get me drunk
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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