good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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