apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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