Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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