she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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