Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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