I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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