Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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