Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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