so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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