You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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