The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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