We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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