Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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