did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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