Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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