Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I'm eating all of the evidence.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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