Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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