that's an acceptable place to lick
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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