A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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