But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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