i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
i out mim tonsoeep
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