i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
...so i touched it.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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