two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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