Where did you get a picture of my penis
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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