I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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