Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
My vagina is very pro this idea
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
