VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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