Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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