i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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