Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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