its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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