Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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