So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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