Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
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Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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