She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I supernannyed him into submission
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
is it fun? or sober?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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