That's intense
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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