There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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