on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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