You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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