I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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