im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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