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say what?
wanna hang out?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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