She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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