Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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