How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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