i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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