It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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