the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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