it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
and she was petting her beer can
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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