Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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