everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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