Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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