This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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